Pale Wire (Popscene)

Sunday, April 25, 2004

Plastic Man

In the Sunday Sun-Times you can find Debra Pickett's Sunday Conversation with "one of Chicago's highest profile plastic surgeons," Stephen Bloch.

In most upper-middle-class to upper-class communities," he says, "you really don't see people aging naturally. And, if one was to age totally naturally, they would look bizarre. In affluent circles, not to have a face-lift at a certain point . . . well, you just don't see it."

Any chance Stephen is related to Sweetness and Light's Sam Bloch? Can you hook me up with a pair of pectoral injections, buddy? I find that my chest lacks that certain oophmf women, so verily, desire.