Pale Wire (Popscene)

Tuesday, July 20, 2004

Birth Control

Report: Michael Jackson fathers quadruplets by surrogate mother.

Every time there's a new piece of Michael Jackson news I say to myself "Self, there's no way this guy can get any weirder. This must be the end of the line."

And everytime I'm proven wrong. If there's one thing that can be said for Michael, it's that he never runs out of surprises.